El-Syd's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Being John Rockerbitch]

nope, sorry

This shit never really gets any funnier, doesn't matter how many versions different people do, this joke just doesn't work. It's mainly just nasty, not really offensive, just stupid.

[Testdrive]

umm

nice drawings, the animation was pretty poor though, what with the color quality of the dudes legs changing as he walks. the visual was pointless and really just strange, overall the animation made no real sense, although, the gag was a little funny,m it just didn't cut it.

[Kill Saddam Hussein]

hmmm

Nice amount of options, but the screen should have been bigger overall, and the drawing and animation could have been better, but they were still kinda funny, funny when you think about it though, because just a few short years after you made this, he was executed.

[This is not a Test 3: SFX]

hmmm

The echoey sound effect on the voices was a bad idea, I think that it really lowered the audio quality a lot, the line quality of the drawings looks really craggy, but overall the drawings and animation are pretty, good, I can't really comment on the story, cause I can't understand what they're saying iwth all that echoey shit, but overall it was fun to watch.

[Convenience Store Life]

boring

Why are there so many flashes with no sound? it's so easy to put in that the lack of it just comes across as complete laziness in animation, nothing even happens here really, which I guess is the joke, but its really just not a funny one.

[Sex in Church]

okay

The drawings were baaaaad, and the animation was nonexistant, there was no sound of any kind, but in the end, your style of humor is pretty good, and the gag was amusing.

[Feces: A short film]

damn

Not even a little funny, not original either, mainly just disgusting, that and poorly drawn and animated, I would be extremely embarrassed by myself if I ever produced such a poorly done pointless piece of animation, and no I'm not being mean, at all, just honest.

[UZI:the boy PART 1]

lazy

drawings were bad animation was worse, and script is worse than both. I can't imagine why someone would make something like this I could barely sit through watching it it, it must have been excruciating sitting through it's making.

[Shaolin Master]

ummm

animation was okay, but drawing was terrible, almost to the point of being funny, almost, but not quite. nice try though I guess. Next time, if there is a next time, focus on drawing and sound.