El-Syd's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Alfred Christ]

Blashphemously Groovy

Sweet flash man,. I like all his random dances as he reawakens from the grave, it's a bit short but kinda psychedelic and fun to watch, and you have a talent for effective character design. Good gestural movement as well.

[Elian Gonzales]

hmm

Not that I'm offended by it or anything, cause if I was easily offendable I'd stay the fuck off Newgrounds, but this was just not well made, there was no drawing or animation, and the effects wou did have didn;t even make sense.

[Yankeeville #4 - Matrix..]

gorefest

sweet jesus that's bloody the premise reminds me of Gran Torino, but the style reminds me of Quentin Tarantino, please excuse my rhyme, ti was completely unintentional, anyway nice bloodfest here, takes me back to the days when newgrounds was even more raw and intamed than it is today.

[Sadam's Place]

dead asshole

Funny flash man, he truly was a monster, and I stand firmly behind this obscene flash making fun of him, cause who really knows what he did in his hidey-hole, chances are it was something like this.

[Bestiality Hospital 1]

so wrong

but still a funny premise, he should've used the hampster as a condom for another animal, but I guess that might be taking the joke waaaaaay to far to even be funny anymore, but who knows, this is newgroundsw after all.

[Oops Britney did it again]

hahahah

so short, but considering how much of a crackwhore she is nowadays this flash is probably accurate and far more relevant than when it was originally released, yeah the drawings could use some work, but the punchline was good.

[The Talented Mr. Rippedly]

heh

reminds me of terrence and phillip from southpark, I found it amusing, I can see why it might have the relatively low score but I don;t necessarily think it deserves it, it should at least be a two something for sure.

[Depression]

nice

Nice little ad flash and the alternative descriptions were so insensitive and funny, yes I know depression affects millions and suicide as well, but even though this makes light of that you did it pretty well I think and for a flash so short it really is pretty funny.

[Canadian Crucifixion]

Nice easter joke

but you'd think that he'd be happy they let him down, afterall crucifixion is extremely painful and you lose your ability to even breathe after your diaphragm is caught due to the body position.

[Crazy Bill Bojangler 2]

hahahaha

And I thought crawling inisied an elephants butt was hilarious, you really outdid yourself, my friends and I have always joked about how those people get a little TOO close to the animals they study but this really makes a good spoof of it, and really makes me laugh, well done buddy.